fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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