she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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