I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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