Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
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