Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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