If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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