I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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