you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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