the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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