Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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