what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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