How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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