I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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