Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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