I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Randomize
