And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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