they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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