I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
the day after is always just damage control
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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