worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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