Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Randomize