you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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