My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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