The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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