Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
she looked like the before picture.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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