i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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