The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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