xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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