You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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