There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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