This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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