Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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