We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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