They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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