Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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