Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
as a side note pls kill me
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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