it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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