I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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