There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i love accidental penises.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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