I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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