My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Do plants get herpes?
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