Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
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I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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