she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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