he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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