god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I fill condoms, not promises.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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