I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
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i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
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