there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
