come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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