I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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