Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
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