hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
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Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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