My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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