what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
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I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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